URGENT ALERT! (SUPER-DUPER CATEGORY RED)
MINISTRY OF INFORMATION/ MINISTRY OF TRUTH JOINT TASK FORCE: DIRECTIVE FFF* 1984-032307-003
All classes relating to global issues are suspended forthwith.
Mandatory sensitivity training exercises to be substituted.
Approved curricular scripts to follow.
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Publication will resume under re-educated leadership at a time to be determined.
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