Learning Our Lessons: Part 1 of Series

URGENT ALERT!

MINISTRY OF INFORMATION/ MINISTRY OF TRUTH JOINT TASK FORCE: DIRECTIVE FFF* 1984-032307-001

Do not mention the following article, or the topic it discusses, in your classes. It may contribute to cultural stereotyping.

The New York Times

INTERNATIONAL / EUROPE | March 23, 2007
French Court Rules for Newspaper That Printed Muhammad Cartoons
By CRAIG S. SMITH
The paper and its editor were accused by two Muslim groups of “publicly abusing a group of people because of their religion.”

Learning Our Lessons: Part 2 of Series

URGENT ALERT!

MINISTRY OF INFORMATION/ MINISTRY OF TRUTH JOINT TASK FORCE: DIRECTIVE FFF* 1984-032307-002

Do not mention the following article, or the topic it discusses, in your classes. It may contribute to cultural stereotyping.

This topic goes WAY BEYOND merely sensitive or controversial and should also not be mentioned on law school or university property, on letterhead, or in retrievable email communications.

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THE NEW YORK TIMES

INTERNATIONAL / EUROPE | March 23, 2007
German Judge Cites Koran, Stirring Up Cultural Storm
By MARK LANDLER
A judge turned down a German Muslim woman’s request for a fast-track divorce on the ground that her husband beat her.

Learning Our Lessons: Part 3 of Series

URGENT ALERT! (SUPER-DUPER CATEGORY RED)

MINISTRY OF INFORMATION/ MINISTRY OF TRUTH JOINT TASK FORCE: DIRECTIVE FFF* 1984-032307-003

All classes relating to global issues are suspended forthwith.

Mandatory sensitivity training exercises to be substituted.

Approved curricular scripts to follow.

Please refrain from any mention of the publication formerly known as "The New York Times" until further notice.

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Learning Our Lessons: Part 4 of Series

Now, let's try that once again.
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