Thursday, August 2, 2007

Another Rabbi Joke

Divinity is in the Details:
One Saturday morning, a mother went into the bedroom to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready to go to the Synagogue, to which he replied : 'I'm... not... going.'

'Why not?' she asked sternly.

'I'll give you two good reasons,' he said. 'One, they don't like me,
and two, I don't like them.'

His mother replied:

'I'll give YOU two good reasons why you MUST go to the Synagogue.
ONE you're 54 years old, and TWO, you're the Rabbi...'

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