Paris, the President, and Accountability: That's Hot! | The Huffington Post

I thought this would be about the French elections. Silly me.
Arianna Huffington, The Huffington Post:

So it's finally happening: accountability. At long last, a prominent public figure is being punished for serial reckless behavior and the willful denial of its consequences.

Unfortunately, the public figure in question is Paris Hilton, not George W. Bush.

The two have more in common than a privileged background and a reputation for dimwitted pronouncements.

Amusing, if not terribly substantive.