Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Author To Use Water As Metaphor

From The Onion:

CHAPEL HILL, NC—Novelist, playwright, and poet H. Gregor Lafferty, 41, announced Monday his plan to use water as a metaphor in an upcoming and as-yet-untitled work.

'Water,' said Lafferty, pausing for effect and gazing off into the middle distance. 'It could have any number of profoundly resonant meanings: the flow of time, a lover's secret, death, birth, an archetypal coming-of-age experience, or even a spiritual cleansing. Really, the possibilities are endless…as endless as the eternal yet ever-changing sea...

into which the author should take a flying leap... or dump Tony's bullet-ridden body, amidst the geese.

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